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Elemental_Elf

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« on: May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM »
Ok, so here are the rules.

1. You must grant the wish before your post
2. You must crush the wish, then make a new one up.


(Ex.) I wish my dog could speak English in a British accent.

(next post) Granted. He quotes Winston Churchill so much you shoot him out of annoyance.


Try and be creative.



I wish I were a Hobbit


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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 09:18:38 AM »
Granted.  You're "hired" by a bunch of dwarves and a wizard to be a burglar and steal treasure from a dragon. :yumm:

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 10:02:56 AM »
Granted. Your friends decided to take you to Burning Man, and ate too many brownies to remember that you're still out in the desert.

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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 10:10:53 AM »
Granted. However, you get arrested immediately after for human slavery.

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 11:47:49 AM »
Granted. However, Q decides to haunt you forever.

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 12:35:05 PM »
Granted. You suddenly realize you have the superpower to spontaneously explode. Do I really need to explain how you discover this?

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 02:46:30 PM »
Granted. You are also now customer service for said internet, all by yourself.

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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 02:50:24 PM »
Granted. However, Betty Crocker seduces you with her feminine whiles and steals your pie.

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 02:51:24 PM »
Granted. However, while flying in a storm, lightning hits you.

I wish I could cast spells.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 02:53:25 PM »
Granted. However the only spell you know is Fireball, thus forcing you to spend the majority of your time scraping bat guano off cave walls.

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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 02:56:37 PM »
Granted. However, your car is a Hummer, forcing you to spend massive amounts of moeny on gas.

I wish I had all the time I needed to work on my campaign setting.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 03:01:04 PM »
granted. You enter a time dilation feild and you get stuck in it. Nobody else is in the time dilation field.

I wish I were able to bend time and space to my will.
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 03:05:45 PM »
Granted. You start suffering from a severe case of Deja Vu, which steadily grows worse until it's permanent.

Granted. You start suffering from a severe case of Deja Vu, which steadily grows worse until it's permanent.


Right now, I wish I had a six-pack of some decent booze.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 03:06:27 PM »
Granted. However, the ultimate force behind the multiverse purposefully misinterperets your wish and makes everything  be granted, but in a horrible, twisted way.

I wish I could shoot lightning out ofmy fingertips.
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Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 03:09:58 PM »
:offtopic:

Quote from: Higgs Boson

Granted. However, the ultimate force behind the multiverse purposefully misinterperets your wish and makes everything  be granted, but in a horrible, twisted way.


The six-pack was that strong?
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DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

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Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343
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