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« on: May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM »
Ok, so here are the rules.

1. You must grant the wish before your post
2. You must crush the wish, then make a new one up.


(Ex.) I wish my dog could speak English in a British accent.

(next post) Granted. He quotes Winston Churchill so much you shoot him out of annoyance.


Try and be creative.



I wish I were a Hobbit


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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 09:18:38 AM »
Granted.  You're "hired" by a bunch of dwarves and a wizard to be a burglar and steal treasure from a dragon. :yumm:

I wish to go to the festival!
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 10:02:56 AM »
Granted. Your friends decided to take you to Burning Man, and ate too many brownies to remember that you're still out in the desert.

I wish I had the most beautiful woman alive.
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 10:10:53 AM »
Granted. However, you get arrested immediately after for human slavery.

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 11:47:49 AM »
Granted. However, Q decides to haunt you forever.

I wish I could be a superhero.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 12:35:05 PM »
Granted. You suddenly realize you have the superpower to spontaneously explode. Do I really need to explain how you discover this?

I wish I had complete and total lega possession of the entire internet.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 02:46:30 PM »
Granted. You are also now customer service for said internet, all by yourself.

I wish I had pie.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 02:50:24 PM »
Granted. However, Betty Crocker seduces you with her feminine whiles and steals your pie.

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 02:51:24 PM »
Granted. However, while flying in a storm, lightning hits you.

I wish I could cast spells.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 02:53:25 PM »
Granted. However the only spell you know is Fireball, thus forcing you to spend the majority of your time scraping bat guano off cave walls.

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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 02:56:37 PM »
Granted. However, your car is a Hummer, forcing you to spend massive amounts of moeny on gas.

I wish I had all the time I needed to work on my campaign setting.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 03:01:04 PM »
granted. You enter a time dilation feild and you get stuck in it. Nobody else is in the time dilation field.

I wish I were able to bend time and space to my will.
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 [spoiler The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins]In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 03:05:45 PM »
Granted. You start suffering from a severe case of Deja Vu, which steadily grows worse until it's permanent.

Granted. You start suffering from a severe case of Deja Vu, which steadily grows worse until it's permanent.


Right now, I wish I had a six-pack of some decent booze.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 03:06:27 PM »
Granted. However, the ultimate force behind the multiverse purposefully misinterperets your wish and makes everything  be granted, but in a horrible, twisted way.

I wish I could shoot lightning out ofmy fingertips.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 03:09:58 PM »
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Granted. However, the ultimate force behind the multiverse purposefully misinterperets your wish and makes everything  be granted, but in a horrible, twisted way.


The six-pack was that strong?
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